Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Lame List

My friend Eva sent me an email with a link to 11 of the lamest blogs. Do ya think she’s trying to tell me something? Actually Eva was nice and said that my blog wasn’t on the Lame List. But I checked…just to make sure.

Nope…not on the List. The List mentioned Rosie O'Donnell's blog…and how she doesn’t use punctuation or capitals…an e.e. cummings style. (I use capitals and punctuation…but I better watch my dot…dot…dots.) Then there was Kim Kardashian’s blog who had sexy pictures and an abundant use of the exclamation point! (I can’t be accused of either of those!!!) And a dull blog by a guy who wrote descriptions about opening doors or tidying pencils. (Jury's out with that.)

But then I got to thinking…..hmmm…Damn. I want to be on the Lame List. At least if you’re on the List, then you’ve arrived. You actually have readership…a gaggle of people going gaga over your garbage.

So I guess I need to change things up around here. I thought being lame was easy…especially for me. Now I find I have to work at it. I’ll have to skip capital letters and punctuation, include sexy pictures, and write about dull stuff!! maybe sexykat should write a lame blog about lame blogs!!!!!!…

If I can’t be on the ‘A’ List or even the ‘B’ List…I would definitely settle for the ‘L’ List. After all, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

1 comment:

Sistersledge said...

You've been snubbed. These people, whoever they are, don't know what they're talking about! You should have been nominated. To hell with the establishment!