Thursday, July 28, 2011

Murdoch's Just Desserts

Have you heard the news of the world regarding the scandal that forever
halted the presses of the British tabloid, “The News of the Word?”
Wait, is there an echo in the room?

The company has been accused of hacking phones of celebs, politicians, and
 members of the British Royal Family.
And bloody bribery.
Woah...And to think a Rag Sheet acted improperly.
(No. Say it isn’t so, Joe.)
Wait, is there a rhymer in the room?

If you haven’t seen the video of Rupert Murdoch (the owner of the tabloid),
testifying before lawmakers...check it out.
It’s worth seeing what a crouching lion/protective wife looks like.

During Murdoch’s hearing, a protester ran toward him with a pie plate of shaving foam...
and Murdoch’s wife, Wendi, blocked the attacker
and shoved the pie plate back into the attacker’s face.
Wendi's got defense and offense.  Go Girl.


Apparently the protester showed up at the hearing to serve Murdoch some JUST DESSERTS.

Wendi proved her love and devotion ran as deep as the silver-lined pockets of her multibillionaire husband who is twice her age.
I was impressed Wendi was willing to take a hit for him...or a pie in the face for her dear Rupe...
and risk ruining her designer suit.

We actually enjoy pie plate throwing at our house...but we use whip cream instead of shaving cream.
It’s so much better tasting than Gillette Foamy Shaving Cream..
although the aloe version does add to the taste.

I remember back in the day, when Big C was turning 11....she asked if she and her friends could throw pie plates of whip cream at her birthday party.

CAPITAL IDEA, Big C.

It was a fun idea for July...an outside birthday party.

But Big C’s birthday is Janauary 21s...dead of winter.

Being a coolKatMOM...I set out a round of pie plates in the kitchen and equipped the party-goers with shower caps and garbage bags to cover their clothing.

Step right up. Who’s first?

Anywhooooo......

Murdoch might want to take a page from Kat’s pie plate manual...
and think about wearing a shower cap and garbage bag to his next hearing...just in case
someone wants to serve him up more of his JUST DESSERTS.

As long as my JUST DESSERTS come in chocolate...
I would never care how they were served.




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