Wednesday, May 15, 2019

The Cloud is the Issue


I don’t want to cloud the issue
but heck,
the cloud is the issue.

I am always under 
a cloud of suspicion 
when it comes to how the cloud operates. 
Ask 100 people to describe how it works 
and most aren’t entirely sure…
except Christian. 
He has described it to me more than a few times 
and at the end of the convo I say "Yea…got it."  
When Nope…don’t got it. 

Millennials get clouds.  
Boomers get Millennials 
to help them with the cloud.

I do know that a cloud stores data.  
Yada yada yada.
Can’t fool me.  
But how? It's a mystery. 
It’s like presto…it's sucked into thin air. 

Apparently I've been putting stuff on a cloud.
I just hope I’ve been putting it on the right cloud 
and not one of those cumulous clouds 
that will make rain and 
wash away all my stored stuff. 
Cuz you know my stuff is really important.

And please tell me…
how does a cloud get full? 

I was thinking if we could dump
the word “Cloud”  
and use
“box” or even  “drawer”…
I would totally understand how it gets full.  
I’ve got plenty of boxes and drawers at home 
that are dang full.


Anywhoooooo…..

One of my favorite clouds is a 
cloud with a silver lining.  
Like that time it was raining all day long
and I couldn’t go outside….
so I got to “legit” hang on the couch 
all day long.


But my all time favorite is
Cloud Nine.  

That’s where I have been living 
since Ansley was born.  

Love my Cloud Nine



Go ahead Apple,
have your Cloud 

and


I’ll have mine.