The Cloud is the Issue

I don’t want to cloud the issue

but heck,

the cloud is the issue.

I am always under 

a cloud of suspicion 

when it comes to how the cloud operates. 

Ask 100 people to describe how it works 

and most aren’t entirely sure…

except Christian. 

He has described it to me more than a few times 

and at the end of the convo I say "Yea…got it."  

When Nope…don’t got it. 

Millennials get clouds.  

Boomers get Millennials 

to help them with the cloud.

I do know that a cloud stores data.  

Yada yada yada.

Can’t fool me.  

But how? It's a mystery. 

It’s like presto…it's sucked into thin air. 

Apparently I've been putting stuff on a cloud.

I just hope I’ve been putting it on the right cloud 

and not one of those cumulous clouds 

that will make rain and 

wash away all my stored stuff. 

Cuz you know my stuff is really important.

And please tell me…

how does a cloud get full? 

I was thinking if we could dump

the word “Cloud”  

and use

“box” or even  “drawer”…

I would totally understand how it gets full.  

I’ve got plenty of boxes and drawers at home 

that are dang full.

Anywhoooooo…..

One of my favorite clouds is a 

cloud with a silver lining.  

Like that time it was raining all day long

and I couldn’t go outside….

so I got to “legit” hang on the couch 

all day long.

But my all time favorite is

Cloud Nine.  

That’s where I have been living 

since Ansley was born.  

Love my Cloud Nine

Go ahead Apple,

have your Cloud 

and

I’ll have mine.