Thursday, December 29, 2011

Got New Year's Eve Plans?

What are your plans for New Year’s Eve?

Unless you’ve planned something in advance…
like a trip to Times Square or a private party...
you're probably in the same boat as everyone else…

the “USS Nothing Much."

Right about now...everyone is looking at their options.
Many buy into the hype, build-up, and expectation of New Year's Eve.
When they ring in the New Year,
they want to be aboard the
"USS Wild & Crazy."

They can’t stay home and sit on the couch,
drink beer through a funnel,
eat wiener schnitzel,
and poop out by 10:30 pm.
That’s so last Thursday.

They have to don cool clothing,
converse with cool people,
clink cool glasses
and stay up until the cool hours of the night.

At midnight 
they have to count backwards (sobriety test)
as the ball drops…
kiss everyone within lip's distance,
and then deal with a monster cold
three days later.

Over the years, we’ve had some successful New Year’s parties at our home.
How do I know this?
When one of your guests rides your two foot reindeer decoration
you definitely KNOW...
you’ve had a good party.


I've always found that the hours before midnight move very slowly.
But once the clock tower strikes’s suddenly 3 am.
and someone is mounting Rudolph.
Ya hoo.

Currently, PaulA and I are working on our plans for New Year’s Eve
so we aren't riding the
"USS Nothing Much."

But....Wherever we go, or whatever we do...
IF a reindeer gets ridden...
then we know, for sure, we are aboard the
"USS Wild & Crazy."
woo hooo

good luck with your NYE plans.

1 comment:

Nusa Lembongan said...

On 31th I home from work at 10 pm and on Sunday I have to work at 7 am, what a perfect destiny.

I think this new year eve would be celebrated by cast myself on bed...