Friday, March 4, 2011

Gwyneth Gripe



Does anyone else have a problem with Gwyneth Paltrow? I don’t know what it is about her that makes me want to throw my clog at the television whenever I see her. (Note to self: throw something lighter...it’s a new TV.) Okay...I’ll just throw my blog.

I guess I should clarify...I like Gwyneth...I really do. She has never done me wrong, except for the time she borrowed my dress and spilled red wine on it. But other than that...I have no trouble with her as a person. I think she is a great actress and I enjoyed her in “Shakespeare in Love.” But now that she thinks she is a country singing star...I got a chicken bone to pick with her.

My pissy reaction to her probably has something to do with the number of times I’ve seen her on either Glee, CMA awards, Grammy Awards, and just recently the Academy Awards. On a bad note...it sounds like she intends to pursue a music career. She recently said she’d like to collaborate with Jay-Z. Uh Oh. I think Jay-z got “99 problems and Gwyn is one.” Yo

Anywhoooooooooo.................

I would rather see her husband, Chris Martin, perform with his band Cold Play. Chris Martin is a true artist...Gwyneth just plays one on TV.

Personally, I don’t think Gwyneth is country strong as a singing artist. And the idea of her singing hip hop is Ludicrous. (Darn, I’m good.) Gwyneth would be perfect for Broadway. I’d rather see her in a Broadway musical....during a Friday matinee.

Wait, there aren’t Broadway matinees on Fridays? He He...I knew that.

2 comments:

Breezy Chesre Healy said...

"Uh Oh. I think Jay-z got '99 problems and Gwyn is one.' Yo"

HAHA!! And I agree, I cant stand that she's been singing at everything lately... but thats probably jealousy coming through because I LOVE Chris Martin & Coldplay...

CCH said...

haha!! so funny. i like her, i loved her on glee, on like her on the award show when she sang forget you, but when she sang the other night, i didnt think it was really very good... i felt awkward...