Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Snack Time: Not a Laughing Matter

Our lives are busy and our days are long.

We want to get through the day being positive +
but are often negative -
because we need to recharge the volts in our batteries.

Nothing like taking a nap... a 5 or 10 minute catnap.
Sure fire way to get recharged.
BUT, at work, you really can't have your head down on your desk...
especially when the boss is nearby.
Sure fire way to get discharged.


That's when we look for ways to get refreshed..
to make it through the rest of the day.
Like...walking around,
grabbing a coffee,
ridin' a Red Bull
or hittin' the snack machine.
Nothing like a Snickers to make you smile.


Anywhoooo......


Wouldn't it be great to have
snack time and rest time built into our day?

Remember Pre-K when this time was factored into the school schedule?

The teacher would check her watch and say,
"Boys and girls, time for you to get your snacks"
and the kids would rush to their backpacks
and pull out the snacks they brought from home.

BUT...Not all snacks are created equal.
Some kids bring healthy snacks, like cardboard fiber bars and raisins.
Other kids, not so healthy (but tasty)...Ring Dings and Yodels.


Yesterday, a 4 year old boy in Meriden, CT brought in Cannabis.
yea man, 9 bags of grass, ganja, POT. 
What a thoughful, considerate sweetie. 
He wanted to share his organic snack with his friends.
(An investigation is ongoing.)


From now on...
the teacher might want to keep an eye on little Junior and check his snack...
ESPECIALLY
should he bring in brownies...

insist on playing hackeysack at recess,

and think
everything the teacher says
is SO DAMN FUNNY.





2 comments:

B.Healy said...

hahhahahahah looooved this blog! so funny! i can't believe that little boy brought weed! how horrible!

ps. cute picture at the end

B.Healy said...

hahhahahahah looooved this blog! so funny! i can't believe that little boy brought weed! how horrible!

ps. cute picture at the end