Monday, August 8, 2011

Kat's Summer Blog Light

With our obsession with diet and exercise...everything has gone light and lean.

We want...Skinny jeans, Skinnygirl Margaritas, and skinny asses to skinny into our bathing suits. So...calories are out
fat is out
sugar is out
and kat is OUT.
Woo hoo


This summer I’m offering a skinny version of my usual heavy full-bodied blog...
a watered-down, lighter version of the original.
(Think Sam’s Summer Ale...)

Ahhhhh...Kat’s Summer Blog Light.

When you read Kat’s Summer Blog Light…you’ll feel less full of the original.
And more satisfied.

Kat’s Summer Blog Light has more readability.
From the first line, you'll experience a greater and refined taste.
You’ll experience the true taste of pure unfiltered blog material….rich and smooth.

I promise...
the new Kat’s Summer Blog Light will be everything you want in a blog.
And Less.
Less verbiage.
Less doublespeak.
Less sarcasm.


Lose the absurdity from the original blog...not the taste.

Enjoy Kat’s Summer Blog Light in your leisure time.
If you’ve got the time…I’ve got the blog.

Kat’s Summer Blog Light, however, does come with a
Excessive Kat’s Summer Blog Light may cause blurry vision, dizziness, and impaired judgment.
Proceed with caution when reading.

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