What's in your basket?
I hope E. B. left you a basketful of goodies.
(make mine chocolate)
Even husbands get baskets.
tape measure in his basket -
E. B. went all out.
(not sure why he didn't look more excited.)
I remember an Easter...
back in the day...
when I was just a kitten
(not this ole alley Kat.)
E.B. brought me the best basket ever.
Nestled in the green plastic grass...
and a pen in the shape of a cigar.
there was nothin' better than a
“Jr. Smoker’s Easter Basket.”
(This kitten purred with happiness.)
I loved doing my homework with my cigar pen,
while smoking my candy cigarettes...
I hope your Easter was as smokin’
as mine was...
back in the day.