Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Kat's Blog Light

Light, Light, Light.
Everything has gone Light.
They’ve taken the calories out…the fat out…carbs out…trans fat out…the sugar out.

Seeing everything has gone Light happy, I’ve decided to conjure up my own light…similar to a Light Beer. I’ve concocted Kat’s Blog Light.
When you read Kat’s Blog Light…you will be less full of the original Kat Blog. And more satisfied.

Yes…you will see that Kat’s Blog Light will have more readability. Within the first paragraph, you will experience its great taste. You will experience the taste of pure filtered blog material….rich and smooth.

I promise the new Kat’s Blog Light will be everything you’ve wanted in a blog. And Less. Less verbiage. Less doublespeak. Less sarcasm.

It will be the champagne of blogs. It will have tastes as good as its name: Katstaleof5.blogspot.com

If you’ve got the time…I’ve got the blog. Lose the absurdity from the original…not the taste.

Kat’s Blog Light, however, does come with a warning…..

Warning: Excessive Kat’s Blog Light may cause blurry vision, dizziness, and impaired judgment. Proceed with caution when reading.

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