Sunday, April 26, 2020

Bad Blog


Isn’t it interesting how
meanings of words can change.  
Over the years, some have changed  
drastically…
into polar opposites.

Take the word 
Bad

"Bad" meaning…something inferior, something SUCKS, NO good
Or 
"Bad" meaning ….dang good, great, amazing
This blog could be bad in many ways.
Your pick.


meme
most of us think of 
"meme"...meaning an amusing picture or video
that is spread throughout the internet.

But in my family 
"meme"is ME...yours truly…

I chose to be called "ME ME" over "granny."

(Chelsea and I used to write letters to each other 
when she was learning to write.
I would address them…"Dear C.C." 
and end with "Love, Me Me.")
I might be considered an amusing meme 
spread throughout our family texts.


Troll
"Troll"...meaning a plastic doll with combed-up colored hair.
My fav troll had orange hair.

"Troll"...meaning posting inflammatory messages online.


Goat
"Goat" meaning…animal with horns and a beard.
Or 
"GOAT"...meaning animal Tom Brady-greatest of all time.




Killer
"Killer"…meaning someone who kills, murders. 
Or 
"Killer"... meaning impressive, excellent.
Julia Child was a killer chef with killer recipes that 
never killed anyone.


Pirate
"Pirate"...meaning a plunderer...arrgggh


"Pirate"...meaning stealing intellectual property.




Mad 
"Mad"...meaning furious.
Or 
"Mad"...meaning skillful. 
That player has mad Donkey Kong skills.


Sick 
"Sick"...meaning ill. not well.
Or
"Sick"...meaning awesome, cool, really good.
That Skateboarder is sick at grinding.


Minute
"Minute"...meaning 60 seconds.
Or
"Minute"...meaning a long time…months or year.
Haven’t seen you in a hot minute.


Cell 
"Cell"...meaning a a smart phone, 
Or 
"Cell"...meaning prison
A prison doesn’t have a smart cell.


Shade
"Shade"…meaning protection from the sun.
Or
"Shade"...meaning to throw insults
Katy Perry threw shade at Taylor Swift 
or did
Taylor Swift throw shade at Katy Perry?


Corona
"Corona"...meaning worldwide beer best shared with friends.  
or
"Corona"...meaning global pandemic best spent in quarantine.


Anywho...

Meme is a killer sick blogger 
with mad blogging skills 
trolling the internet 
throwing shade 
at Tampa Bay for 
Pirating the GOAT. 


Yep
Definitely a bad blog.
Hold the Corona.

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