Guess who got a tattoo?
Barbie has gotten a little edgy over the years.
I can totally understand why
she would want to live
"outside the box."
I like the way Barbie has always stayed current with the times...
although at Barbie's mature age of 54,
I'm still waiting for Wrinkle Barbie.
Apparently there are some parents who are up in arms
about the tats on Barbie…
(not to mention the t?ts on Barbie.)
Mattel addressed the "issue" saying that Tattoo Barbie
was really designed for the adult Barbie collector.
My sister is one of those adult Barbie collectors.
(I wonder if Sistsersledge sneaks down to her storage room
and plays with her collection?)
The tats on the new Tattoo Barbie
are not of the removable sticker variety
found on the 2009 Tattoo Barbie.
These tats are permanent ink.
I hope Barbie didn't get
tattooed anywhere on her bod.
With her on/off relationship with Ken,
she could end up with
you know, like Angeliena had with Billy Bob.
(It's one thing to wash a man out of your hair,
quite another to wash him out from under your skin.)
I've started wondering…(uh oh)
if I was a Barbie,
what Barbie would I be?
I'd sit at my pink laptop
in my pink Mailbu Dreamhouse…
and crank out blogs.
At the end of a good blogger day,
I'd get in my pink Glam convertible
and drive around the hood.
Every day I'd be tickled pink.