Song Wedgie

I have this quirk SLASH problem…

or should I say 

"quirky problem."

I always have a song playing in my head. 

every. waking. moment.

The Today Show recently did a segment about the "phenomenon"...
calling it an "ear worm."

To me it feels me more like a 
wedgie than a worm...

I call it a 
"song wedgie." 

(A wedgie at any end is irritating.)

I'm not sure why I'm a walking iTunes.

I would be much better off
 if  algorithms
instead of rhythms 
occupied my mind.

But alas…

that would be for-not.

Luckily, 

I don't always have the same song playing in my head. 

I'm only stuck on 
REPEAT 

until I've heard another song.

Anywhooo…..

This morning I was feeling ALL THAT

 singing OUTLOUD

the latest tune 
wedged in my head…

"I'm sexy and I know it"

while 

toasting my English Muffin,

peanut buttering my English Muffin,

chewing my English Muffin.

I did take notice of the 

sideways glances I was getting

 from PaulA.

I would appreciate a little 
help
with changing the tune in my head.

Here's my iTunes password... 

CRAZYLIVESHERE

Help

Help me... 

Uhhhh OOhhh.....

a new song wedgie.

help me Rhonda, 
help, help me Rhonda...
help me Rhonda,
help, help me Rhonda.....