Have you been watching
I used to watch, but I haven't this season.
There was a time I was all about
but now I'm all about
But I do know what's been going on with DWTS.
I heard that Carrie Ann and Arbor.
(Okay, google says it's...Carrie Ann Inaba)
fell out of her chair
while excitedly clapping for a sexy male dancer.
Apparently, she was not sloshed to the gills,
but was so hot and bothered by the Giles
that she was knocked off her seat...
(both of them.)
(both of them.)
I've also heard that Bristol Palin got the
swift kick of the high heel.
She is now off the show...
which was sad for Ms. Bristol Palin.
But even sadder than that....was
BEFORE Bristol was
booted, kicked, and shit-canned....
she was the last person
to be picked for the team dances.
Ahhhhh.....The horror of being chosen last.
The thought of two team captains...
each taking turns choosing members for their team is a
middle school nightmare.
I remember times in middle school
when the gym teacher chose 2 team captains
and allowed them to take turns picking members for their own teams.
Do they still do this?
(Tell me it ain't so.)
I'l never forget the suspense standing there
in my one-piece gym uniform...
with my knees knocking...
waiting to get picked.
I didn't care what number I was chosen..
but dear God...
let it not be last.
So I'd try to put on a good game face and...
look like a playa.
I'd try to make myself look
but any way I tried to present myself...
I was still a peanut
with little legs
and weak arms.
At least there is some consolation for Bristol.
Her dance uniforms...
were waaay cuter than the uniform
I was forced to wear back in the day.