Kat in the Hat

Today is Dr. Suess's 108th birthday,

and also the strategic release of the movie:

"Dr.Suess' The Lorax."

To commemorate Dr. Suess.....
children of all ages are

making rhymes...

and committing crimes. 

(Hey, it rhymes.)

I have taken unjust liberties and created

a pseudoSuess

from my favorite Dr. Suess book,

Green Eggs and Ham.

(defintely a crime.lock her up)

Anywhooooo..........

 GREEN EGGS AND HAM

by KatOUT

I do NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.
I do NOT like them, Kat I am.

I do NOT like them on a bun.

I do NOT like them with a nun.

I do NOT like them for my dinner.

I do NOT like them with a sinner.

I do NOT like them on the floor.

I do NOT like them with a whore.

After a tasting....
I DO like Green Eggs and Ham.

YUMMY

I DO like them, Kat I am.

I DO like them in a car.

I DO like them in a bar.

I DO like them with my kin.

I DO like them with lotsa gin.

I DO like them with my mama.

I DO like them with Obama.

It’s hard to write like THE DOCTOR...

without looking like you need one.

Apparently....
This Kat is half in the hat.