Do you have a brother you call Bro? Well, my sisters and I definitely do. Other people may be very formal with their brothers saying, “Hello brother. How are you today?” Not the case here….my brother is definitely a Bro. When my sisters and I talk or email him we say, “Hey, Bro…Que pasa?” See the difference here. The first way would be weird ‘cause you see…Bro was born cool, is cool and will always be cool. Some people have it…and other people wish they have it. Bro is definitely the master.
So what makes Bro so cool? Let’s see if I can put it into words. First of all, he is an awesome musician. That is key. He started with the drums, then guitar, then piano and anything else he picks up. Owner of 16 plus guitars, piano, every musical gadget known to man, and a full recording studio in his house …Bro is the music man.
Then there is his hair…Bro has the best hair around. A lot of grown men would sell their kids for that head of hair. Bro has had his share of hair styles…long, very long, shag, spikey, short, very short, layered, but definitely not curled under…that would be for a woman.
Oh, and Bro is laid back… the very definition of cool people. They don’t get too freaked about anything. They just take it all in and work it out man….you know, what they call “chill.” Or if you are really cool….Chillax. Also Bro was born the same day as Elvis…need I say more!! (Hey Elvis had great hair too!)
So someday when Bro is in the old folks home….he’ll be the only cool hip guy in the bin… with a whole head of hair. It might be white and wild, but it will all be there. He’ll be tapping the drum sticks on his can of Metamucil, but he’ll still have the beat. And he’ll be so chillax…they might wonder if he is still alive.
Happy 50th Birthday to the coolest Bro a sister could have….
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