Deflate-Gate

It all started with Watergate…

Former President Clinton had Monicagate,

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner had Weinergate, 

Mark Zuckerberg had Hoodiegate,

and

who could forget Tigergate?  

Tiger wishes we all would.

The flood gates have re-opened.

 If you haven't heard…

where the heck ya been…

11 of the 12 balls used by the Patriots during their blowout AFC Championship win against the Indianapolis Colts were found to be under deflated by two pounds of 

air pressure per square inch (PSI).

And because Brady had previously gone on record that he likes his balls under deflated….

dum dum dum dum...

we have 

Deflate-gate.

Anywhoooo……

With the Super Bowl only a week away,

 the media keeps putting Tom Brady's balls in our face.

balls, balls, balls

It's hard not to groin 

with all this talk of balls.

Poor Brady had to stand in a press conference  

and have his ego deflated (along with his balls.)

  It had to be uncomfortable.

I'm surprised he wasn't more testy talking about his soft balls.

At this point deflate-gate is still under investigation.

I think we should wait before we sack Brady 

for his soft balls.

At this time we don't know…

who was handling Brady's balls before the game, 

but we probably have some idea who was handling them after the game.

sorry...couldn't help going there.

Tom Brady and Bill Belichick 

continue to plead ignorance. 

“I have always played within the rules,” 

Brady insisted at a Thursday press conference.

If Brady was smart…

instead of pleading ignorance…

he should plead 

SHRINKAGE.

It worked for George Costanza.

Are ya ready for some football?