Naughty or Nice?

While I've been out

Christmas shopping

around town and the Taj MaMall...

I've noticed that the General Q. Public 

in peculiar particular…

have been refreshingly polite to each other.

ahhhhh

It warms my cockles to see...

people holding doors for people, 

people letting older people cut ahead, 

people paying it forward,

people needing people, 

are the luckiest people.

But when it comes to driving during the holidays….

all that people politeness 

is thrown out the car window 

along with the baby and the bath water...

and

nice turns to naughty.

Behind the wheel, 

these former

considerate,

respectful,

civilized

asses masses

become aggressive and resort to

cutting,

honking,

tailgating,

and

giving the middle finger salute

(and not just at me.)

That's when 

my nice warm cockles 

turn stone cold.

So be careful of  the

"Nice turn Naughty." 

Remember...

grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Merry Christmas, 

ya filthy animal.