Thursday, October 13, 2011

Happy Birthday to ME

I don’t mind singing “Happy Birthday to YOU”…

but singing "Happy Birthday to ME"


bites...

 
It's so much more fun…funner…
when other people turn old.


I remember when I was young…
I used to think people who are my age right now were ancient.

Now these oldies are my homies, my cronies, my peeps…
get down tonight.



Today my birthday forecast is for light rain….no worries…
I refuse to let it rain on my PARADE.
and
my birthday horocope is for love, riches, and massive number of  blog readers…

The best thing about having a birthday is hearing from everyone.
Now with Facebook, Twitter, text, email, and voicemail…
it is rare to get a card in the mail...
although ancient Kat still likes occasional snail mail.

I did get a call from a man (George Something) at a car dealership I bought our car from last fall,
wishing me a "Happy Birthday!"
(So touching, makes me want to run out and buy another car.)


Anywhoooo…………..

Here’s a sobering thought…

When you have a birthday…you really are in the next year of your life.

When you are born…you are not 1…
but 1day…then… 1 month, 2 months, 3 months…
until you turn 1.

Alas…when you turn 20…
you are in your 21st year.
(Although I wouldn’t try that line of reasoning, Wishy, until next June.)

It’s probably a good thing we stop counting months at age 2….

Otherwise, YIKES….

This Kat would be 1000+ months…
too many months to count!




9 comments:

Chelsea Coleen said...

happy birthday to the best mother in the entire world!!! you are the best. so much i could say. so many happy silly memories. along with awkward ones with you too (like when i wanted a no-bump pony tail) i love you forever!!

B.Healy said...

Darn, I was hoping that your philosophy on age would work on bouncers... "but according to my mothers theoryyyyy I AM 21..."

yeah, still isn't going to work.

hehe. LOVE YOU and Happy Birthday Girlfrannn! Today is your special day so get down tonight!

jayme said...

happy birthday!!!!! i hope you have a wonderful day and i hope that daughter (chelsea) of yours spoils you!!

Sistersledge said...

Happy Bday Sister! You're still the GREATEST! Don't worry I'll stay our of your record box cuz I don't want you to "Sock it to me!"

Raven said...

haha Happy Birthday to you! I came over from your gorgeous daughter's blog and now can totally see where she gets it from! You are too funny!!

Ashley Slater said...

happy birthday! your lovely daughter sent me this way so I had to come say hello! hope you have a great day!

sistersludge said...

Happy Birthday Kat. Hope you had a great day. Thanks for being a wonderful sister. Love you.

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