Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Car Wash Yea

What’s as much fun as a ride at Disney?
Loved by young and old?
BIG excitment for $6.99?


The Car Wash.
(A wax job will cost ya extra.)


Don’t cha love taking your car through an automatic car wash?
For an admission price of < 10 bucks…
your car is showered and shampooed...
while you go along for a 3 minute joyride.

(Geez Kat, doesn’t take much to entertain you.)


Back in the day...whenever I took my car through the car wash...
I had to make sure the kids were with me.
Otherwise, I felt guilty experiencing sudsy fun without them.
(Okay, I confess. I may have snuck in a couple of trips while they were in school,
but I tried not to enjoy myself...too much.)


As we rode through the tunnel...
the anticipation of each stage of the cleaning...was part of our fun......

"Watch out...here comes the Hurricane...

Now the Hula girls....aloha oh


Ahhh...love the gentle rain



Here comes the giant hair dryer............."

BUT

Not everyone is agreeable to the car wash experience.
There are those who don’t want anyone touching their car, but themselves.
(Wait, I wrote that right...didn’t I?)


They wouldn’t think of entering an automatic car wash and risk a ding.
They love their cars so much they aren't even afraid to show a little PDA...
as they rub them,
and carress them.


There is no way they will let anyone put a hand on their prized possesion...
especially any dingaling...
or local fundraising high school kid.

Their car is an extension of themselves....
No one...gets privy to their baby...
or lays a hand on their private property .


With one exception....


the bikini wash.



Anywhooooo........................

Unlike rides at Disney...

With the automatic car wash...
you don't have to grow old in a long line,
hear "It's a Small World" a million times,
or pay through the nose.....
to have a good time.

2 comments:

B.Healy said...

I miss going to the car wash with you Chels and Col!!! So fun yet thrilling at that age!

Chelsea Coleen said...

i used to LOVE going through them. and i still do. except i dont go very often because i am AFRAID to get my car on the tracks. i cant do it. or so i think. it scares me!