Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Happy April 1st Fool's Day

Happy April 1st

You would have to be extra crafty to fool me today.
On a day known for its
pranks and practical jokes, 
it would take a lot to pull the wool over this Kat's eyes.
Today my back is up 

with suspicion.

Everyone is a jokester and a jester
on April Fool's Day...
even companies like getting in on the day with a hoax
especially when 
there are those who will take the bait

Admittedly in this crazy world we live in...
sometimes it is hard to know what is 
for real
and not for real.

So which of the below are real?

a diet tap water to loose weight?
viagra for animals? 
tobacco and menthol vodka?
prawn cocktail potato chips?
chicken wing flavored ice cream?

yes...there is 
viagra for animals,
(although it's not what you are thinking)
tobacco and menthol vodka,
prawn cocktail potato chips.

Sorry...it's a no to
a diet tap water to loose weight,
chicken wing flavored ice cream.


Today we are flying home...and 
I admit that I'm not entirely happy about flying 
on April Fool's Day.
I'm hoping no one is goofing on or goofing off 
when it comes to the plane's mechanicals.

I do have an idea for the folks at
United Airlines
for an April Fool's joke.

Get on the intercom and 
tell the passengers 
they are now offering meals 
with the price of their flights.  
After going through the cabin and taking everyone's orders…
get back on the intercom and yell 

That outta go over big.


Hare's hoping you don't get fooled.

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