Happy Birthday 33 Chelsea

Today is a record day...

Chelsea's 33rd birthday.

Growing up my most favorite 33 was 
Tapestry by Carole King
and
one of PaulA's favorite 33s was

Van Morrison’s Tupelo Honey…
which he picked to dance to with Chelsea at her wedding...
but today....

Chelsea is, by far,

 our most fav 33.

I'm pretty sure Chelsea will be spinning 

like the 33 

she is.

Anywhoooo…..

Along with Chelsea turning 33 today...
there happens to be another record spinning event 

a cosmic lunar event...
and not your run-of-the mill lunar eclipse but

a Super Blood Wolf Moon
in Chelsea's honor...

the fullest moon with a 
Bama Crimson Red hue. Roll Tide.

If you were awake during the early hours this morning,

 and 

the night sky was clear of clouds... 

you may have seen the Super Blood Wolf Moon.  

I’m guessing Chelsea didn't see it....she was probably

sleeping like a baby 

Ansley.  

You need to be well-rested 

when you are a mama of a 15-month old 
trying to get errands done.

There’s a lot of science behind how this lunar eclipse 

can affect our behavior, 

but I’m thinking we are all eating 

a little more cheese today.
(one of Chelsea's favorite food groups.)

Chelsea still rocks her birthdays

although this year it might be more like 

a rocking chair in Ansley’s room 

reading Ansley

Goodnight super blood woof Moon.

Happy Birthday Chelsea.

We love you to the Super Blood Wolf Moon and Back.

You will forever be my sweet Chelsea-belsy girl in my heart of hearts

first born
first guinea pig hehe
love at first sight

and

Dad’s Tupelo Honey...

which we will be playing on repeat.

"Alexa…
play Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison for Chelsea."

And as Ansley says:

"Cheers."

Happy Birthday Chelsea.
You are so loved on this record day
and every day.

I'm the reason Alabama lost the Championship Game

I have to admit...

I am the reason 

we lost the Championship game against Clemson.

It had nothing at all

to do with players

or Coach Saban

or the defense

or the interceptions

or the kicker.

It was this Kat

and I take full responsibility for my actions.

Most people wouldn’t admit they are at fault, 

but in order to live with myself, 

I must confess and apologize…

Sorry Saban

Sorry Tua

Sorry Defense

Sorry Offense

Sorry kicker.

Who you calling sorry? 

Anywhooo….

I’m coming clean…

and admitting 

I didn’t stick to my BAMA routine 

and do the expected.

I failed to wear my usual lucky BAMA clothes 

and watch the game on our lucky couch in Nashville.

Instead PaulA and I were in Palm Springs for the game 

and I wore a crimson shirt, houndstooth belt, and white pants.  

White Jeans, Kat what were you thinking?  

There I was caring more about how I looked than the success of my team.  

I should have been wearing my 

usual sweatshirt 

the one that proudly screams Alabama, 

blue jeans, and cap.

Instead,

there I was sitting at a bar watching the game 

when I should’ve been on my couch at home

yelling at the tv...

giving PaulA high fives on first downs and 

when things weren't going well for the team...

moving to different parts of the couch, 

crossing and uncrossing my legs, 

changing my hair from up to down, 

and crossing my fingers.

I was a lame fan.

I wasn't there for the team when they needed me....

...like these fans...

So it’s all out there now…

the reason we lost the championship to Clemson.

My guilty admission 

was a lot to get off my chest, 

but good therapy.

I am finally beginning to let the loss go.

I promise that

If we end up in the championship game next year, 

I will be the fan 

BAMA is expecting me to be

and give it my all.

My Bad, Alabama.

This one is on me.

Roll Tide 

Happy New Year 2019

Happy New Year 

I hope y'all had a good New Year's.

If the study at Duke University regarding 
your New Year's eve experience 

rings true...

 ...it might not have been your best.

Survey says:

83% of people are usually disappointed with New Years Eve.

And they had a formula to make the study look legit...

 I just love a formula.

This year the Dukies would have to put us in the other 17% of the study.   

I went outside my self imposed pop/country box 

and saw a show that Bri was calling a 

“mini Newport Folk Festival.”  

(Thanks Tom and Beth for the idea and making the trip to Nashville). 

selfie gone askew

All three artists were amazing...
(over-used word…but fits.)

Iris deMent, 

Nathaniel Raitliff and The Night Sweats,

cool name and cooler band 
and

John Prine. 

John Prine is for sure the ultimate storyteller.

A man with a song that begins “I am an old woman” is an interesting dude.

The show went for 5 hours...until the first hour of 2019. 

This Kat was getting tired 

so I would have thought Prine would have been plum tuckered out. 

Did I need to remind John Prine..

he is an old woman.

Anywhoooooo

How are your resolutions going?

Here’s another who-cares? fact for you.

40 percent of us make resolutions.

Hence the long lines this week for salads and the jammed gyms.

 Don't worry folks, 
you'll get your favorite treadmill back in about a month.

Maybe you didn’t make any resolutions…like Oprah. 

What a slacker.

Oprah says that instead...she commits to staying in the moment 

and can literally cry over a leaf.

I could too…if it was a wet leaf and I slipped on it.  

I love nature and all, but it would have to be an amazing leaf.  

Maybe one where you could see the Virgin Mary in it.  

I think that would get me to cry.  

Otherwise I just be raking it up in a compost pile.

I try not to set myself up for failure and aim too big with my resolutions.

People like Bill Gates who resolve to use technology 

to eradicate polio and study Alzheimers are well intentioned and needed but …

he might need to dial it back and give himself some slack...

like Oprah who is in the corner 
crying over leaves.

In an effort to keep my resolutions within reach…

I decided to only make resolutions that rhyme with 2019.

So if it don't rhyme with "nineteen"…it will be unseen.
.

Here we go:

Eat foods that are clean.
Be twixt and Be tween.
Get some boots at LLBean.
Be lean and mean.
Be a good human bean being.
Play the tambourine on a trampoline.
Be heard and not seen.
Refrain from making a scene.
Tolerate a movie about a Woverine.
Avoid breaking phone into smitherene.
Learn to wave like a queen.

I’m looking forward to 2020  

No hurry tho

when my resolutions rhyme with twenty...

Eat more Good and Plenty.

Have a great 2019!