Thursday, January 9, 2014

When Hell Freezes Over

Oh Baby It's Cold Outside.

How Cold is it?

Cold enough for an escaped inmate
in Lexington, Kentucky
to turn himself in to the police 
because he couldn't take the freezing temperatures.


So...How cold is it?

Cold as Hell.

I used to think a snowball didn't have a chance 
in Hell.
But apparently I was wrong.
It has a chance...
Hell has frozen over.

Hell, Michigan
pop. 600

If you don't believe me...
You can
go to Hell.

right this way

The inmate in Kentucky
 probably thought that if he ever managed to escape,
he would 
 NEVER EVER turn himself in...
not until Hell Froze over.

Apparently that's exactly what happened.

Okay, so what's next? 

Pigs that fly?

1 comment:

Sistersledge said...

OMG, this is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time! Hilarious, love it!