What's Up, Doc?

Halloween is only a week away, so

BEWARE….

You never know what freak will be on the prowl to Trick you for a Treat.

Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused of doing just that.

Winikoff posed as a doctor…

making door-to-door "house calls" in a Fort Lauderdale apartment complex.

He conned his way into 2 women’s homes and performed fake breast exams…

(the exams were fake, silly…

not the breasts. )

The jig was up for the doctor...

(What's up, Doc?)

…when during the exam…

his hands wandered off track.

B.U.S.T.E.D.

Winikoff was charged with three counts of sexual battery,

two counts of practicing medicine without a license,

two counts of simple battery,

and one count of using the title of doctor without a license.

The women…were each charged with 

one count of Stupidity.

Hopefully they passed their breast exams,

because they certainly FLUNKED the common sense exam.

Winikoff received a plea deal in lieu of a possible 55 years in jail.

I wonder what line of bull the creep used during his rounds…

Knock, Knock….

"Hello, I’m the breast examiner.

I’m here to feel you up...

no, I mean cop a feel…

no, I mean examine your breasts."

WTH?

By the time the first woman called the cops, the “Doctor” was already onto Patient #2.

(Hey, when you’re a doc…

you never want to fall behind in your appointment schedule.)

Anywhoooo………………

Winikoff was probably allowed into their apartments because he was carrying the

little black doctor’s bag...

(found at Walmart complete with stethoscope in the Toy Dept.)

Obviously, it was the doctor’s bag that made him look official.

I remember the last time I saw a doctor carrying a black bag…

it was Doc Adams on 'Gunsmoke'…

Apparently, nothing says …

"Come on in…

I’ll take my shirt off…

and you can touch my breasts"…

better than a black doctor’s bag.