Two-Faced Cat

We've all heard the unattractive expression "two-faced"...

but woah...

this pic gives the expression a multi-faceted meaning.

Meet Frank 'n Louie,

the oldest living Two-Faced Cat.

(By the way, Kibbles 'n Bits to the owner

for coming up with such a clever name.

A cat with two faces rightfully deserves two formidable names.

Although...I'm thinking Frank 'n Stein might have been more appropriate.)

I can just picture the facial expressions of horror

whenever a stranger bends down to pet Frank 'n Stein...

Oh yea right...Frank 'n Louie.

The cat's face doesn't exactly scream "TAKE ME HOME."

Actually, that's more like what you'd scream after one good look.

Let's face it (yes, you have to)...

one close look at this cat's face and most would do an about-face,

outta there.

I'm sure Frank 'n Louie is a sweet and cuddly tabby, but clearly....

the cat has a face only an owner could love.

Anywhoooooo.........

Apparently 12 years is a long time for a two-faced cat to live.

Hence, Frank 'n Louie is listed in the Guinness World Book of Records.

I don't get the big deal. Everyone knows a cat has 9 lives...

so according to my calculations, a cat with 2 faces must easily get 18 years.

Actually, the two-faced cat shouldn't be that much of a surprise to us.

Aren't we used to seeing two-faced cats in Washington...

all the time?????

MeOW OW OW

(ps.  No two-faced KAT comments allowed.)