Monday, October 17, 2011

The Kardashian Fascination

Somebody tell me.....

What the hell is the fascination with the Kardashians?
I don’t get it? What am I missing?

Who are these people?

What are their talents?

Where did they come from?

Why do we need to know about them?

(Somebody slap me silly...not too hard...
I may have just exceeded the question maximum.)

Admittedly this Kat is normally dogging it in the slow lane...
but I finally figured out the Kardashian fascination.

When I saw the trio of Kardashian sisters as guests on “The View”...
it hit me why the Kardashians grab attention wherever they go.

Obvi....it has to do with the Kardasian curves..
K-curves...and K-cups.

Figuratively and literally speaking, from what I saw...
Kim Kardashian's K-cups were on View...front and center.
She gives full and ample meaning to "K-cups."

I can see Kim promoting a new K line.....
"Now at K-mart...the K-cup...
designed to shape, support, separate...and salivate."

Anywhooo.....................

Speaking of K-cups....I, too, have ample K-cups...
for my Keurig coffee maker.

Ahhh...the K-cup....
A piping hot cup of coffee, which is actually good tasting.
The ease and convenience of the Keurig is remarkable.
Why the hell didn’t I think of it?
(Remember Kat, you’re stuck in the slow lane)

oKay now...

Sorry for today’s rant............

I need to take a moment...
sit back, chillax,
 and get my hands on a K-cup....

(Wait, that’s what he said.)





3 comments:

Rebecca said...

I did'nt get the Kardashians either (well i still don't), but i just thought it was because i'm danish, apparently not.. but i must say they do have some K-cups.. really.

Frances said...

This is a riot! You're so clever and witty!

xo
Frankie

Anonymous said...

Hysterical!! Laughed out loud love it