Somebody tell me.....
What the hell is the fascination with the Kardashians?
I don’t get it? What am I missing?
Who are these people?
What are their talents?
Where did they come from?
Why do we need to know about them?
(Somebody slap me silly...not too hard...
I may have just exceeded the question maximum.)
Admittedly this Kat is normally dogging it in the slow lane...
but I finally figured out the Kardashian fascination.
When I saw the trio of Kardashian sisters as guests on “The View”...
it hit me why the Kardashians grab attention wherever they go.
Obvi....it has to do with the Kardasian curves..
K-curves...and K-cups.
Figuratively and literally speaking, from what I saw...
Kim Kardashian's K-cups were on View...front and center.
She gives full and ample meaning to "K-cups."
I can see Kim promoting a new K line.....
"Now at K-mart...the K-cup...
designed to shape, support, separate...and salivate."
Anywhooo.....................
Speaking of K-cups....I, too, have ample K-cups...
for my Keurig coffee maker.
Ahhh...the K-cup....
A piping hot cup of coffee, which is actually good tasting.
The ease and convenience of the Keurig is remarkable.
The ease and convenience of the Keurig is remarkable.
Why the hell didn’t I think of it?
(Remember Kat, you’re stuck in the slow lane)
oKay now...
Sorry for today’s rant............
I need to take a moment...
sit back, chillax,
and get my hands on a K-cup....
(Wait, that’s what he said.)
3 comments:
I did'nt get the Kardashians either (well i still don't), but i just thought it was because i'm danish, apparently not.. but i must say they do have some K-cups.. really.
This is a riot! You're so clever and witty!
xo
Frankie
Hysterical!! Laughed out loud love it
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