We interrupt Kat's regularly scheduled blog post for a special guest edition. We're your hosts, Chelsea, Colin, and Brianna (better known as Kat's Kids) and we're here to celebrate a very special occasion...
Kat’s birthday!!!!
Long before ChatGPT, there was KatGPT.
For as long as we can remember, if we didn't know how to do something, there was only one solution.
ASK MOM.
Morning, noon or night. She was always at your service. However vague or specific the prompt, she understood and replied without delay.
Let's search the KatGPT archives, shall we?
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Brianna: KatGPT, what theme should I pick for my upcoming birthday party? I need to have an awesome homemade cake too!
- KatGPT: Wishy, your birthday is six months away! But I've been thinking about it too. What about a Survivor theme? Or murder mystery? Or drive-in-movie? I have a few cake ideas in mind already!
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Chelsea: KatGPT, I want to make my boyfriend Austin, dinner for the first time! How do I make salmon? What are capers?
- KatGPT: Capers are those little green things that come in a jar... first preheat the oven to 400… DadGPT would like to know when we will meet him?
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Colin: KatGPT, I need help with my art history paper. It’s due tomorrow. Actually, it’s due in thirteen minutes. It’s 11:47 p.m. I haven’t started.
- KatGPT: Of course it is. What's it about?
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Brianna: KatGPT, I’m not sure where I want to go to college. I feel like I’d be happy in a city but also in a small college town. Or maybe a big state school? Or small liberal arts could be nice too?
- KatGPT: How about we take a road trip along the east coast. Just you and me, Thelma and Louise style. We can see it all and help you decide what you like best!
Colin: KatGPT, where can I find cheap things for my college apartment?
- KatGPT: Kat's Basement. I've got great deals. I knew there was a reason I never threw anything away.
Chelsea: KatGPT, what size kitchen island should we have in our new kitchen?
- KatGPT: 9' x 5'. I just went to Staples for graph paper. Let me draw it to scale.
Brianna: KatGPT, Christian and I offered to host Friendsgiving this year, but are already so overwhelmed. Where should we start?
- KatGPT: Don’t worry, it will be fun! These are some of our best memories. How many people? Let me get my “Thanksgiving” folder. I've got 20 years of handwritten notes.
Chelsea: KatGPT, we are getting married outside in Setember. Is that risky?
- KatGPT: Well, as Southern folklore has it... if you bury a bottle of bourbon at the site of where you are to be married, it will not rain on your wedding day. But it has to be done exactly one month before the wedding, the bottle must be completely full and buried upside down in order for it to keep the rain away. Do you have bourbon?
Colin: KatGPT, I wrote a new song! Can you check out the lyrics and tell me what you think? Be honest.
- KatGPT: Of course! Send them over. I’ll give you constructive criticism, emotional support, and an unnecessarily detailed analysis of why the bridge is the best part.
Chelsea: KatGPT, how do you know if a baby is tired or hungry?
Brianna: KatGPT, how do I know if Griffin is teething?
Chelsea: KatGPT, when should Ansley start crawling?
Brianna: KatGPT, did I do this as a baby?
- KatGPT: Call me.
Anywhoooo........
Our questions have changed over the years. From the easy and mundane to the big and heavy.
But the person we go to hasn't.
ChatGPT knows a lot, but it doesn't know us like KatGPT. We've had a lot of questions throughout every stage of life, but one thing we've never questioned is your love for us. Unconditional. No WiFi or subscription needed.
Happy birthday, Mom!!!!
We love you so much!
Love your big 3,
Chelsea, Colin, Brianna
Ps: We will probably have a few more questions tomorrow....
