The End

This could be it....

the end of katOUT

(no applause, please.)

Some time today...

My blinking blog cursor could come to a screeching halt.

Wait, Kat...did you get a job and become a productive member of society?

(Nawww...nothing that dramatic.)

Apparently Today is...

THE END OF THE WORLD

In case ya haven’t heard...

Today is Doomsday...

per Harold Camping, a 90 year old Family Radio evangelist.

 

I’m so bummed the end of the world comes on a Friday.

I was so looking forward to the weekend.

Ya think it could have waited until Monday.

No one likes Mondays.

Anywhooooo............

Camping also wrongly predicted that last May 21st

would be the “end of the world,”

but apparently that was just a fire drill...a false alarm.

(They do say it’s always important to practice the end of the world...

before you get hit with the real one.)

So what did Harold Camping have to say on May 22nd...

after he woke up, scratched his balls...

and saw everything was the same as the day before?

His words were “flabbergasted.”

I would say he was...full of "flabber"...and "gas."

Unfortunately for his gullable 'followers'...after they woke up and scratched

their heads...

they wondered why they listened to a crackpot Evangeloser...
and sold all their worldy possessions. 

WTH?

So if my blogging curser is still blinking on Monday...

you will have more days of this Kat (to put up with)...

But only until December 21, 2012.

That is when the Mayans are predicting THE END OF THE WORLD.

Until then...Let's party like it's 1999!