A Wiseass Word to the Royals...
keep your clothes
on.
You would think the Royal
family would have figured out by now
that there a few blokes who
are more than interested in
where they go,
what they do,
and what they
wear...
or in most
cases...
what they don’t
wear.
We were just getting over the
sordid pictures of a
naked Prince Harry in
Las Vegas .
Note to Harry...get better at playing strip
poker.
The lowbrow pics of
rowdy Royal Harry
rowdy Royal Harry
probably raised an
eyebrow or two
with his highbrow grandmother,
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth.
with his highbrow grandmother,
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth.
It is not unusual for the Queen to have
the crown jewels on display for the public...
butt
His Royal Heinyness Harry
took his display of the crown jewels
His Royal Heinyness Harry
took his display of the crown jewels
to a
lower level.
And now there are photos
circulating of a
bare-breasted/
topless
Princess Kate.
topless
Princess Kate.
Oh, my
Kate...
say it ain’t so.
(to be read with your
hands covering your mouth.)
Anywhooo....
I’m
wondering...
if the paparazzi followed
my every move...
would a revealing photo
surface of ME?
Well....there was the
streaking craze back in the 70's
but streaking just wasn’t for
me.
I find it impossible to run naked.
there was a time ..
a couple of weeks ago at the beach...
a couple of weeks ago at the beach...
when I took an outdoor
shower and...
a chap happened
by...
Oh, my
Kat...
say it ain’t so...
say it ain’t so...
(to be read
tongue-in-cheek.)
Needless to
say...
The Royals have had it up to
their crown jewels
with the paparazzi invading
their privates space.
They plan to punish the photographer
responsible for taking the photos.
I'm thinking someone's head is
gonna roll.
Look what happend to
Anne Boleyn...
just saying.
just saying.
I do believe everyone is
entitled to privacy...
but the Royals need to be
bloody smart about it.
They have to know that
whenever they decide to
drop
trou
or
drop top
in a place other than
Buckingham
Palace ...
there's sure to be a schmucko
with a hi-powered telephoto lens
aimed at them from a half mile
away.
In the
meantime...
Kate needs to take a page from the
Queen Mum’s Manual.
Queen Mum’s Manual.
and
pour herself a stiff
one.
Cheerio
for now...
until the next time the
royal crown jewels
are on
display.
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