Bagel Trend

How do you like your bagel?

 

Under a bit of butter?

Under a schmear of cream cheese?

Under a layer of lox?

 

How about a bagel...

under your forehead?

 

Say what???

 

In Japan...not only can you get Botox around the eyes...

you can get a bagel in the middle of your forehead.

 

 

Japan's current body modification trend

is a saline injection into the forehead. 

 

 

After the 400cc saline swelling is at maximum puffiness

and the bagel is sufficientely 'baked'...

 

the ‘practitioner’ makes an indentation with his thumb. 

 

 

 

Wala...

the perfect bagel forehead.

 

 

Personally, I don’t get the craze,

 

 

but

I do see how it will help provide

extra cushioning

 

when I take up headbutting.

 

 

 

The bagel forehead isn’t permanent...

lasting 24 hours or less. 

But caution to bagel foreheads. It does come with risks. 

With repeated bagel forehead formation...

the skin can loose elasticity and become baggy.

 

Baggy pants may be “in”...

but nothing screams “out”

more than a baggy forehead.

 

 

Anywhooooo......

 

Growing up, our family didn’t eat bagels.

With an English/Welch heritage and “Thomas” for a last name...

it was only ‘Thomas’s English Muffins’ for our crew.

 

That all changed when I went to college and I found two loves...

PaulA

and the tasty starchy carb.

 

Over the years I have cut down on my bagel consumption...

mainly because I was worried about developing

 

Bagel Butt. 

 

But now I’m wondering if that some day it may be in vogue.

 

I’m thinking there’s a chance that once the

bagel forehead faze flattens out...

 

 

a bagel butt craze

could be on the rise.

 

They do say

"bagels aren’t just for breakfast anymore."