iPhone Phrenzy

iScream

 

uScream

 

we all scream for

 

 

 

 

So were you one of the gazillions of people around the world last Friday who

queued up and segued your way along

a long, long line for Apple’s new iPhone 5?

 

 

The only time I’ve waited in a line that long was

Free Cone Day

 at Ben and Jerry’s. 

woo hoo.. 

(chocolate fudge brownie, get in my belly.)

 

Apparently,

iScream

for iceCREAM

 

 

When it comes to the smart phone...

the Android has been the Apple of my eye. 

I love the way it whispers “droid” to me whenever I get a text. 

It has me at “droid”...every time.

 

 

BUT, don’t get me wrong,

I am a fan of many varieties of Apples...

the iPad...the iPod...and the McIntosh (the original Mac.)

 (I was born in Vermont...so I know my apples.)

 

 

The launch of the new Apple phone couldn’t have been better timed.

After all, the Fall is apple picking season.

But watch your apples...
the new iPhone is so hot,
people are stealing them...

giving new meaning to “apple picking.”

 

 
 

Anywhoooo.....

 

 

As with the launching of every brand new product, there are glitches. 

The glitch with the new iPhone 5 has to do with the map app...

but I’m sure they will work the worms out of it any day.




 

 

One bad apple app ...
don’t spoil the whole bunch.

yeah.

 

 

So...Let’s get down to the core of the apple
frenzy. 

 

Who are these people willing to stand in line for

hours and hours and hours

for the new iPhone 5?

 

Gadget Geeks?

Techno Techs?

People who buy into the “hype?"
People who like being "first" to own?

Geeky Techs who buy into the 'hype' and want to be ' first'  to own new products?

 

Apparently, these folks like their Apples
crisp and right off the tree.

 

I don't want to upset the Apple cart...

but I prefer to let my Apple ripen
over a period of time.
 

After it has matured,
I enjoy it...

before it rots.

 

After the iPhone frenzy calms down...

I’ll probably go Apple picking.
(wait, I’m paying.)

 

I’m sure I’ll eventually pick the iPhone5

and add it to my collection
of other Apple Products...

 

 

iHear there is nothin’ like an

Apple iProduct Pie...
 

 

 

 

hot out of the oven.