THE Perfect Cold Patient

Gesundheit

'Tis the time of year for catching colds.

I'm not a baby when it comes to a cold,

although I tend to moan, groan, and roll around in my bed.

I never take cold medication, not because I don’t believe in meds…

but I don’t believe anything really helps,

except massive sleep.

Everyone has their own way of dealing with a cold...

When PaulA gets a cold…he soldiers on.

He gets up, goes to work, and marches through the daily trenches of life.

left. right. left. right.

When Colinboy gets sick…he makes sure it's the common cold...

and not something uncommon.

He immediately rules out diseases like necrotizing fasciitis through WebMD.

When Chelsea gets a cold…she looks for meds to relieve her symptoms.

She wants it over...and over now.

One trip to CVS, down the cold remedies aisle, and she is ready to go.

When Bri gets a cold…she never says a word...let alone complain.

Once she walked around with mono for 10 days

before she decided to show me her tree trunk neck.

Yes, the 5 of us are all different with how we handle a cold…

but if you combine them…we are the...

Perfect Cold Patient

Someone who…

doesn’t complain

soldiers on

rules out rare diseases

takes meds

and gets lots of sleep.

Anywhooo....

Since moving to Nashville...

Colinboy says

Dr. Jack Daniels
helps with cold relief.