King Kong Kat of Southwest

Traveling gets me out of my blog chair and out with the public....

gets me out with the masses....

out with the asses.

I'm usually a "go-with-the-flow"  non-competitive person... 

until it comes to getting in line to board a Southwest flight.  

That's when I become "King Kong KAT of Southwest."  

Anywhoooo........

Southwest Airline uses a unique boarding process that works...for them...

a nifty combination of A, B and C...with numbers.

On my last flight I was B9 for boarding.  

So after the A's (the Anal retentive) boarded...

it was time for the  B's...

Badass boarding.  

That's when I met my match...

a passive aggressive woman holding a B10 boarding pass 

who wouldn't let me in FRONT OF HER.  

She was NOT about to let me claim my rightful place in line.

She left me with NO CHOICE...

but to bust out my power move.

(a move I perfected from my days as a basketball star.)  

Ms. B10 forced me to box her out.

So...in one quick move,

I slid my right foot in front of hers,

wedged my suitcase into the  line...

and then shoved my body in front of her.

The bubble over my head was SCREAMING...

"DON'T MESS WITH KING KONG KAT OF SOUTHWEST."

Then she backed off.   Way off.  

Apparently when I'm traveling...

I'M one of the asses...out with the masses.