Unannounced Visitor

Whenever our front door bell rings

or we hear a knock at the door....

PaulA and I look at each other with a quizzical look.

duh? huh? 

"Who can it be now? Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?"

(per chance, men at work?)

Usually when our doorbell rings…

we know who'll be standing there 

because they've already called ahead 

from their cell phone.

The other day our door bell rang…and we jumped. 

I exclaimed, 

"PaulA...Who can it be now?

Who can it be now?"

I slowly opened the front door to see the 

Fed Ex man standing there 

holding a large flat package 

who wryly said,

 "pizza delivery."

(dang, I appreciate a Fed Ex man with a sense of humor.)

Anywhoooo…..

The next day there was another knock at the door.

knock, knock 

The same Fed Ex man was back…

this time with a thinner envelope.

So I asked him, "Pizza delivery?"

He responded, 

"nope, just the check, ma'am."

(2 for 2…that Fed Ex guy is good.)

knock, knock.

who's there?

Fed Ex. 

Fed Ex who?

Are you fed EXtremely up yet…with bad jokes?