Tattoo Who?

Guess who got a tattoo?

PaulA...nope

This Kat…nope

Barbie…hell yeah.

  

Barbie has gotten a little edgy over the years.  

I can totally understand why 

she would want to live 

 "outside the box."  

 I like the way Barbie has always stayed current with the times...

although at Barbie's mature age of 54,

I'm still waiting for Wrinkle Barbie.

Apparently there are some parents who are up in arms 

about the tats on Barbie…

(not to mention the t?ts on Barbie.)

Mattel addressed the "issue" saying that Tattoo Barbie 

was really designed for the adult Barbie collector.  

My sister is one of those adult Barbie collectors.  

(I wonder if Sistsersledge sneaks down to her storage room 

and plays with her collection?)

Anywhooooo……

The tats on the new Tattoo Barbie 

are not of the removable sticker variety 

found on the 2009 Tattoo Barbie.

These tats are permanent ink.  

I  hope Barbie didn't get 

"Ken" 

tattooed anywhere on her bod.  

With her on/off relationship with Ken, 

she could end up with

tattoo remorse…

you know, like Angeliena had with Billy Bob.

(It's one thing to wash a man out of your hair, 

but

quite another to wash him out from under your skin.)

Anywhooooo2

I've started wondering…(uh oh)

if I was a Barbie, 

what Barbie would I be?

Easy decision…

Blogger Barbie.  

I'd  sit at my pink laptop 

in my pink Mailbu Dreamhouse…

and crank out blogs.  

At the end of a good blogger day,

 I'd get in my pink Glam convertible 

and drive around the hood.

Every day I'd be tickled pink.