I watch the local news,
mainly for the weather...
mainly for the weather...
to know how many layers I should put on...
and
to get the forecast for the
upcoming weekend.
to get the forecast for the
upcoming weekend.
Living for the weekend...oh yea.
But I have to say...
I find it painful to watch the casual banter
between the local anchor people.
between the local anchor people.
I don’t find their joking around
funny, comical, or amusing.
(ummm, apparently I don't like it much.)
Maybe that’s because they are a few waking hours ahead of me.
They've been up since 4:30 a.m. and are
They've been up since 4:30 a.m. and are
Jacked from Joe...
when this Jill
has yet to take her first sip of Joe
before heading up the hill.
before heading up the hill.
By the time the evening news rolls around
(and I am awake) ...
the jokes haven’t gotten any funnier.
But what is funny is how they want us to think they are
one big happy
"news family"...
"news family"...
and they get together to
have a couple of beers and play "Parchesi"...
when we really know
they are dysfunctional as the
they are dysfunctional as the
Hatfields and McCoys...
It's more like rifles, rye, and "Risk."
It's more like rifles, rye, and "Risk."
There are times I feel embarrassed for them
during their awkward banter.
during their awkward banter.
I've been tempted to send flowers
to the news station...
to the news station...
RIP
Anywhoooo......
I’m not entirely sure why news people are called “anchors" anymore.
I'm sure you’ve noticed,
they aren't exactly anchored to their desks.
they aren't exactly anchored to their desks.
Their tethers have been cut...
so it's Anchors Aweigh.
I used to wonder what news folk were wearing under their desks.
But now that they are standing out front...
exposing themselves...
I don't have to clutter my mind wondering...whether it's
pjs? pants? boxers? briefs?
On second thought, I could...
drop anchor
and just log onto
to get
weather
without the wise guys.
weather
without the wise guys.
(Weather.com is calling for "fair skies.")
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