Kardashian/Humphries Wedding: Sham? Shame?

What a shame...
that we fell for the hoopla around Kim Kardashian’s wedding.

What a sham...

Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries lasted only 72 days.

Apparently, they were very long days.

Shame on us for investing any time or thought into the ‘doings’ of the Kardashian family.

Kim and Kris had barely finished toasting their glasses of shammy...

before...bam.

The sham was over.

It’s a crying shame their marriage didn’t last longer than my last hangnail.

I’m not sure what problems the couple encountered.

Maybe Kris spilled something on their BRAND NEW pillow shams.

Kim and Kris should have at least consulted Dr. Phil for marriage advice.

Dr. Phil might have shamed them into another 72 days before ending their sham of a marriage.

Shame on Kim for not giving her marriage more time...

she should walk that ass of hers down

the Walk of Shame.

Anywhooo..................

The duration of Kim and Kris’s marriage is now listed on the celebrity Wall of Shame...

although, Kim's sham marriage is NOT an all-time record.

Britney Spears was once married for 55 HOURS...

which definitely puts everyone else to shame.