It seems that if you are a celeb or someone with political clout…the rules that apply to us common folk…don’t apply to the rich and famous. To borrow a line from Arnold, I call it “Different strokes for different folks.” What’cha talking about Willis?
Well, Willis…I’m talking about people like Lindsay Lippy Lawbreaker Lohan and Paris Pouty Pampered Hilton. “The girls” get in and out of trouble faster than my car can get an in and out of a Jiffy Lube.
The latest celeb to find trouble is Justin Beiber. (Oh, Baby…say it isn’t so.) Justin threw a water balloon at a state trooper before his show at the Maryland State Fair. Maybe Justin couldn’t help himself from horsing around at the State Fair…because there was so many equine around. And maybe it was all just a prank...but WHO gets away with throwing ANYTHING at a state trooper?
Actually...The Beib threw 2 water balloons at 2 different cops. One balloon broke on a trooper’s gun belt making a splash…and the other one bounced off a trooper’s belly. I guess that trooper has all those jelly donuts to thank for sparing him a wet front.
Anywhoooooooooooo……….
The Beib appears to get special dispensation for his actions because of his haircut...you know, that Nike Just-do-it swoosh haircut he sports. But Willis, it just doesn’t seem fair to the rest of us that there are different strokes...for different haircuts.
I think Justin Beiber should have to face some form of punishment for pummeling a state trooper with a water weapon. I’ve got an idea. At Justin’s next concert…people should be allowed to throw tomatoes at him…just for fun.
Or maybe just give him a haircut.
Baby, baby, baby, ooo...Baby, baby, baby, oooo
3 comments:
sounds like someone didn't catch Beiber Fever! I say he's just a KID, shouldn't get into too much trouble! Maybe just a time out in his high chair....
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