We Need You, Elon Musk

 We're back

in the air

flying the friendly skies...

although some flight attendants might attest to 

some not-so friendly passengers.

I suppose a path for a smooth ride, 

with less bumps...

can be found in a little alphabet soup...

by 

following the 

ABCs of passenger etiquette…

minding our P's and Q's…

having no Xcuses…

and

getting some ZZZs. 

I may not be the perfect passenger…

especially after getting reprimanded by TSA 

for not using the “bins” correctly. 

huh?

I used to be in the zippy TSA Pre-check line, 

but I forgot to renew my TSA clearance 

(dumbo mistake)..

hence,

 I was back in the security line that wraps around the terminal…

adding stress and wasted time to my experience.

A DD line wrapped around the terminal, however, 

is not a waste of time. 

Will wait for coffee.

 

However, I have to say waiting months 

for my TSA clearance interview

has been particularly tough…

especially watching PaulA 

speed skate through the short TSA pre-check lines…

while I’m stuck behind first time fliers…

a family of 6 with 

12 shoes to remove…

not to mention

backpacks, luggage, laptops and 

stuffed animals and pillows for days.  

Adorable to watch tho, for something to do.

The question remains 

why are we all 

hoisting our carry-ons into bins, 

removing our shoes, 

emptying pockets,

removing coats and 

pulling out laptops

?

Can’t someone with AI intelligence and  $ resources help us? 

Enter...

Elon Musk…

we need you on this.

If 

(and that's a big if)...

Elon, or one of his equally smart and successful cohorts, 

Bill and Jeff had to fly 

cattle car moooover style 

and  be subjected to all the human gymnastics 

that we do to get through security…

things would be different.

They would have figured out a better solution 

in a nano 

of a nanosecond.

Anywhoo…

Here’s a big picture idea to get Elon Musk started.

 

Create people movers through security...

a human conveyor belt.  

The public gets on the people mover

 wearing their shoes …

and keeps their carryon and belongings with them

 as they proceed through a scan.

Elon, you figure out the technology 

that scans for illegal possessions.

Do I have to think of everything?

I'm pretty sure Elon reads my blog

and will want to help.

Anyway,

after waiting months for my TSA interview, 

I finally have TSA clearance.

Yahoooooie

So now

I’m back with PaulA 

speed skating through the Pre-check line.

To those back in the security line…

“It’s been real

standing cheek-to-cheek with ya.

I’ve tried to help…

but until Elon is 

"on board"...

I’ll see you on the plane.

This Kat has got some 

speed skating to do.”