Cyber Monday Shopping

The monday morning after Thanksgiving I woke up 

(from my tryptophan coma)

to find I had 76 emails and said out loud 

 "hot dang, 

I am popular today." 

So I scrolled through my peeps…

to see who was checking in...

okay, there's

Tiffany, 

(hey girl)

Joss,

Dot,

Max,

Ann,

and

Joe 

Then I took a closer look...

more like...

Tiffany & Co, 

Joss & Main

Dot & Bo

Max Restaurant Group

Ann Taylor

Joe Photo

It hit me….

It was Cyber Monday and 

I was being 

Cybersolicited.

anywhooo…..

I totally understand the attraction of Cyber Monday.  

If you can get a deal on something online and 

spare the crowds and 

long wait in lines 

at the Taj mamall…

why not?   

But this Kat has never been an online shopper...

call me old fashioned  (not old)…

I like to pick the item up, 

turn it over, 

shake it, 

try it on, 

and

smell it 

before I buy.  

It must pass the smell test before I buy it. 

You can't do that on the internet. 

  

After being bombarded by all the

 cybermail for cybersales 

I decided to hit the cybertrail

and hit up Target for a little cybershopping... 

only to find

I was stuck in a virtual line

behind thousands. 

(Bring on the 10 people that would have been 

ahead of me at the brick-and-mortar Target.)

I wished I had a cyber sword to cut the line.

For me...

Cyber Monday shopping stinks.

And it has to pass the smell test.