I’m not usually in the business of scientific studies...
especially when I’m on vacation,
BUT
Being the cloistered/closeted scientist that I am...
I submit to you,
my expert scientific findings......
my expert scientific findings......
Title: Swim Trunk Analysis
and the distance travelled to vacation in
Materials/Methods: Wet ‘n Wild wave pool, Orlando , FL ,
75 degrees and sunny,
5 men from various countries (indicated by accents and/or language spoken)
75 degrees and sunny,
5 men from various countries (indicated by accents and/or language spoken)
Results/Observations:
Table A
Language spoken swim trunks observed
British English trunks
German briefs
Spanish Speedo
French banana hammock
Southerner (Hey ya’all) long board shorts
4 out of 5 men not originating from areas close to Orlando , FL (Tampa , Tallahassee , or Tallahatchie )...
showed small swim suits...
(tiny trunks, barely briefs, skimpy Speedos, or the proverbial banana hammock.)
The Southern man (Hey ya’all),,,showed long board shorts.
showed small swim suits...
(tiny trunks, barely briefs, skimpy Speedos, or the proverbial banana hammock.)
The Southern man (Hey ya’all),,,showed long board shorts.
Conclusion: The smaller swim trunks are in size and material...the more distance the man has traveled to vacation in Orlando.
American men prefer loose swim trunks over the tight and conspicously revealing ity bity banana hammock.
American men prefer loose swim trunks over the tight and conspicously revealing ity bity banana hammock.
Proposed Reasoning for long and loose fitting swim trunks:
Most Americans have seen the “Seinfeld” episode where George Costanza's "shrinkage"
is strikingly evident after getting out of cold water.
Most Americans have seen the “Seinfeld” episode where George Costanza's "shrinkage"
is strikingly evident after getting out of cold water.
Margin of Error in scientific findings: +/- 99%.
'Standard Deviation Deviant' = katOUT
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Boutros Boutros Golly!
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