Oscar REVEAL 2012

Let's be real...
The reason most of us watch the Oscars is to see

what the beautiful people are wearing

and to separate them into 2 categories...

Best Dressed

vs

What Were You Thinking?

It's the reason we'll sit for hours through boring speeches by "The Academy" and
boring documentary awards. 

My Picks...

Best Dressed

 

What were you thinking?

And if the night is a real success...

.

we  are witness to a stumble/screw up/or snafu. 

This year...was the year of the snafu

and the slut slit.

Was that a wardrobe malfunction with J. Lo's gown...
exposing something that rhymes with "ripple?"

 (You be da Judge.)

And Angelina's slit...

exposing her thrusted right leg

happend to take on a life and a twitter account of its own.

Anywhooo......

The beautiful actors and actresses have worked long and hard

with diet,
exercise,

and procedures

to make a fashion statement. 

As they walk the red carpet....

the fashion designers get free plugs for their creations.

Who are you wearing?

“Tonight I’m wearing a champagne Marchesa gown,

jewelry by Tiffany,
(face by Dr. Ramsey.”)

Fashion Statement:  "I am one hot mama." 

Last night...I was making my own fashion statement.

Who are you wearing?
"Tonight I’m wearing a flannel gown by

the fashion duo Lord & Taylor,

facecream by Revlon."
Fashion Statement:  "I am one warm (and cozy) mama."