Weiner's Woes

By now the whole wide world is aware of the length of Weiner’s woes.

How CRAZY and ironic that the Congressman’s name happens to be Weiner?

The Weiner jokes keep coming. He couldn’t have had a more inappropriate/appropriate name.

The only name better than Anthony Weiner would have to be

Seymour Weiner.

(Ba dum dum)

Anywhoooooooooooooooo.......................

Every time Weiner’s name is mentioned, I can’t get the Oscar Mayer Wiener jingle out of my head.

I’ve taken the liberty of changing the words to their catchy tune….

“Oh, he wishes his last name was anything, but Weiner

An other body part, he’d rather be

If his name was Sphincter, instead of Weiner

It’s still a pic, we shouldn’t have to see.”

I know Congressman Weiner says that he’s not resigning.

But he is.

That weenie just doesn’t know it yet.

The Weenie roast will continue until he does resign.

There is only so much roasting over an open fire a Weiner take…before he’s cooked.